It’s Really None of Our Business Podcast
14. Do You Shit the Bed? Just Get A Bidet!

14. Do You Shit the Bed? Just Get A Bidet!

March 2, 2021

Amanda talks about a friend of hers who is online dating.  He had been chatting with a woman who suggested that for Valentine's day they go shopping to buy her lingerie and then afterward spend a cozy evening at his house.   It turns out that all she wanted was the lingerie as the date went right into the friend zone after this.  Amanda and Monica both figured that this bitch was just gunning for new lingerie.  Is this how women date these days? 

 

Monica talks about her own adventures in dating back when she was online dating.  She believes the secret to weeding out the crappy guys is to have a phone call as soon as you can.  It is pretty hard to hide a shit personality with a real conversation.

Wine Review: 

"Beso de Vino"  

Review: Two Thumbs up!  Cheap and delicious!

Price:  under $15

 

WTF:  A woman asks if she is an asshole for pointing out that her boyfriend has left shit in the bed.  He eats a whole lot of popcorn and because he is a wipe once kind of guy, there is shit in the bed in the morning!  

Amanda believes the solution is to get a bidet!  Everyone needs one!

Tushy if you are listening, we will totally try it!

13.  I Want a Sexy Cowboy

13. I Want a Sexy Cowboy

February 23, 2021

We discuss the new Prime series “Yellowstone.” Why is Beth such a horrible person? Why is Jamie such a wimp?  We talk about  Rip and Casey, and decide they are both the ultimate sexy men. 

 

Topics for today's podcast include:

Why do women fall in love with the bad boy? Amanda and Monica both agree that a bad boy can be really hot.

Can women maintain a position of power without being hated, Amanda and Monica disagree.  Monica thinks that a women has to be a bitch to maintain respect.  Amanda feels that this isn’t true.  They discuss parenting.  Do you parent because of society expectations, or do you allow your children’s behavior to fall outside of what is “acceptable.”

What do you do if your partner is keeping tabs on you and wants to know your every move? This type of relationship is dangerous and should not be tolerated.

 

Seriously.... WTF

  1. Am I the asshole for shopping in the plus size area even though, I am actually a size medium? My friend says that I shouldn’t be buying from the plus size area because I am depriving plus sized people of getting proper clothing. 

 

  1. My husband has installed a camera in my hair salon, and at the end of the day my boyfriend grills me on who I talked to and what I said, and then tells me when he thinks I am talking to much, or if I am saying things that I shouldn’t. Would it  be okay to approach him and tell him this makes me uncomfortable?. 

 

  1. Am I the asshole for telling my sister that she can’t come to my wedding if she is visibly pregnant? I am polygamous and getting married to two people.  I am extremely sad that I can’t get pregnant, my sister however, is pregnant.   I told her if she was showing at my wedding, she wasn’t welcome to come.

 

  1. Am I the asshole for being angry at my husband? He basically had a stripper at the house for our son’s 21’st birthday.  He lied to me and said that they just had a few drinks and played games.  The neighbor however, told me that there was a party at the house with strippers!  I was so angry and told my husband if wanted to party in the basement he can just live down there. 

 

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12.  Daddy Dom Little Girl DDLG Fetish

12. Daddy Dom Little Girl DDLG Fetish

February 16, 2021

Amanda and Monica talk about the Daddy Dom/ Little Girl Fetish and wonder what it is all about.

Often this fetish involves role play where the Little calls her partner daddy.  He often does things like cut up her food, pick out her clothes or tuck her in with blankets and teddy bears.

Monica talks to a girl who is involved in the lifestyle and it leaves her feeling a little sad.  

 

Wine and WTF

Last week I saw my son sniffing my underwear and I ignored it.  Yesterday I did some snooping in my son's room and I found numerous pairs of my underwear.  I want to confront him but don't want to embarrass him.  I am aware it is a sign of a sexual fantasy or curiosity.  What should I do?

 

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11.  Friendship, The Good, The Bad, and This Fucking Sucks

11. Friendship, The Good, The Bad, and This Fucking Sucks

February 9, 2021

Monica and Amanda talk about friendship.  Do you interfere when your girlfriend is making poor life choices?  Or are you one of those "I'll just be here for you if you need me" kind of friend?  They also discuss when a friend breaks up with you.  

Apparently, Amanda is so good at making friends that she even tries to make friends with folks she buys things from online.

WTF

The writer asks for advice on a toxic relationship with her sister-in-law.

The sister-in-law brings over all the food each year for their annual turkey dinner.  She comes late, cooks late, and by the time food is ready at 10 pm everyone is grouchy and miserable and hungry.  The Writer suggests to her sister-in-law, other ways that they could enjoy a gathering.  The sister-in-law in turn was outraged at the suggestion.  The husband of the writer just wants his sister to be happy.  The writer feels betrayed that her husband isn't taking her side.  What should the writer do?

Our advice:   Wait for the sister-in-law to die, this is a lose-lose situation.  Or buy her a vibrator, anyone that miserable probably just needs to cum.

 

 

10.  What is Your Love Language and Do Women Enjoy One Night Stands

10. What is Your Love Language and Do Women Enjoy One Night Stands

February 2, 2021

What is your love language, is it the same as your partners? It can cause serious issues in a relationship when you expect your partner to have the same love language as you.

 

Do all women cum? When your partner doesn't enjoy giving oral sex, it can be a stressor for women who feel pressured to cum.

Monica says one-night stands are useless, she isn't going to be some guy's cum bag... if you aren't climaxing then why bother.

 

When your children drive you crazy, is it okay to shame them into behaving?  Monica gives Amanda shit for her child-rearing tactics.

At what age is it okay to have consenting sex? Monica thinks it's fine if two 12-year-olds want to have sex. Amanda thinks that's insane.

 

Today's WTF

A woman writes in to ask how she can enjoy anal with her partner when she hates it. Our advice.. just don't do it. Or if you do make sure that you get to give him anal sex too.

9.  What If He Want’s to Wear Panties and Can We Have A Hall Pass Please?

9. What If He Want’s to Wear Panties and Can We Have A Hall Pass Please?

January 26, 2021

Amanda and Monica talk about whether it is okay to have a Hall Pass, you know, where you give the green light to sleep with someone outside of your relationship.  

We figure celebrity hall passes are fine.  So Monica can sleep with Jason Mamoa and Amanda chooses Brad Pitt (the fight club version).

We talk about the repercussions of actually giving the green light to your partner to step out of the relationship. Although Monica is quite sure that Greg would sleep with Charlize Theron if given the chance. She isn't worried though,  have you seen her in the movie Monster?

 

Topics for today's podcast include:

Was 2020 really all bad? Monica and Amanda get their first hater over the name of their podcast.  Why are people such assholes?

We discuss whether we could be with a man who wanted to crossdress.  Spoiler alert, no we can't.

Amanda feels everyone would just be so much happier if they all orgasmed every day.  Great Idea!

 

 

Today's WTF

My husband is a crossdresser, yes I knew about it before we got married and because his cross-dressing was sporadic I figured I'd be able to deal with it since he didn't do it all the time that is until about a month ago when his cross-dressing turned into a daily occurrence,

Don't get me wrong I love him but I can't deal with it anymore. I hardly get the male side of him (which is the side I fell live with) and when I do I'm lucky if I get an hour. My sexual attraction towards him is becoming nonexistent.

I can't have sex with him dressed as a girl because I am heterosexual. And he only wants to have sex when he's dressed as a girl. I can't approach him about it because every time I've tried all that's come out of my mouth has been brutally hurtful. So when I try to talk to him he won't even acknowledge me cuz he thinks I will cut him down.

Another thing is that he's very hidden about it but has voiced that he wants to be a chick with a dick but won't come out to any of his family or friends it feels like I am being punished because I'm the only one who sees it but  I can't talk to anyone about it

 

 

8. If I Feel Bad for Being An Asshole, Am I Still An Asshole?

8. If I Feel Bad for Being An Asshole, Am I Still An Asshole?

January 19, 2021

Amanda loses her mind over the little things, and Monica calls her a 'Karen'

Monica admits to not being spatially aware, driving Greg crazy.  

 

Topics for today's podcast include:

Are Amanda's boobs getting bigger?  Monica sells the dome house on Texada and feels guilty.  Treadmills suck, nothing feels longer than a minute on a treadmill.  Are you entitled to your children's things, or do they have a right to set boundaries on their possessions?  Do men really like natural women? What kind of women do they actually jerk off to?

 

WTF:  A mother asks for opinions on whether she should feel entitled to wear her daughter's ballet crown's for Halloween since it was her money that paid for her lessons (spoiler:  Monica thinks this woman is a bitch) 

 

WTF:  A woman says she is frumpy and overweight, but still doesn't understand why men hit on her.  We both figure she is lying... but then we debate whether women are allowed to think of themselves as beautiful.

 

 

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7. I Would Sell My Panties… Would You?

7. I Would Sell My Panties… Would You?

January 12, 2021

We talk about sexual fetishes, like dirty socks and selling panties.  Amanda and Monica both agree that selling anything for $5 is ridiculous, just give it away.  Monica believes that good wine needs to be expensive, and Amanda tries to change her mind. Amanda talks about her first boyfriend, how she was an asshole when she broke up, and how he died before she got the chance to apologize.

 

Topics for today's podcast include:

Sock fetishes, can cheap wine taste good? How to make your friends leave when they are drunk and stay to long, how to set boundaries so your partner doesn't walk all over you.

 

Seriously.... WTF

I am a father of two and am working on my PhD program. My wife is making this difficult.  She is fantastic but she is busy on purpose and does not give me the time I need for my dissertation.  She makes a deliberate attempt to suck up all my time.  She makes a huge meal, and then wants me to clean up, she takes a full-on bath with the kids, plants bushes and needs my help, plans a huge party for our one year old's birthday.  Every night I have a splitting headache because I work all day and have to work deep into the night because of her time vampirisms.  I have tried to talk to her but he makes her very unhappy. I have offered to drop out because I don't have enough time.  I feel like I have no choice but to drop or get a divorce.  What do you think?.

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6. Condoms, Fear of Fire Trucks, and A Botched Vasectomy

6. Condoms, Fear of Fire Trucks, and A Botched Vasectomy

January 5, 2021

Monica talks about being a super-sensitive child and being afraid of everything. We talk about Colton's nightmares and ways to deal with them.

Topics for today's podcast include:

Episode chock-full of controversy: self-assisted suicide, not loving animals, abandonment issues, do we need to bring up old wounds before our parents die? ,  abortion, using condoms and being married, oh and last but not least... Greg's botched vasectomy. 

 

Seriously.... WTF

I need some advice. I found out I was pregnant and told my boyfriend of three years.  We discussed that we were both on the same page about ending the pregnancy.  I have been trying to explain to him how hard of an experience this is, but he just doesn't seem to understand. 

He does not seem to understand how hard an experience this is for me and he's not willing to let me spend the four days leading up to the of my appointment at his place because he says he needs space.  Usually, I am really good about giving him space and not crossing his boundaries, but this isn't a common situation.  Emotional support is the only thing I have asked from him and instead, I feel so alone.  I need advice on what I can do and say that makes him understand how hard this experience is and how important it is for him to support and be there for me.

 

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5. Is Amanda A Bitch? Or Does Monica Need Her Zen Rattled?

5. Is Amanda A Bitch? Or Does Monica Need Her Zen Rattled?

December 29, 2020

Amanda says she has waaaay more patience now that she has kids (who is she kidding)

Monica wants to shoot everyone who believes in conspiracy theories (not very zen-like)

 

Topics for today's podcast include: Why a man doesn't want sex.  Do men really think about nothing?  How long should you stay in a shitty marriage, and can someone propose using the same ring they used for their ex-girlfriend.

 

WTF!

My man accused me of forcing myself on him! Sex is important to me. We had a lot of fun together this weekend but he wasn't flirty or playful at all.

When we got home he didn't initiate sex, and when I tried to tell him how disappointed I was, he told me I was trying to force him.

He finally admitted to watching porn and masturbating. I don't mind him watching porn, as long as I am taken care of!  I got so upset! While he is sleeping peacefully, I am downstairs crying. I feel undesired, betrayed and rejected.  What should I do?

 

WTF #2

Do you think if a man proposes to you with the ring he proposed to his ex with it is ok? 

 

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